11-1-02 ךיראתל ןוכדע - עובשה יקרפ טירסת

Viki: I'm just so sorry that kevin couldn't come up, as well.

Kelly: I know. One of us has to earn a living.

Viki: He seems to be doing very, very well at the paper. I'm proud of him.

Kelly: Oh, gosh, so am I.

Ben: Well, we've seen your name on a few of the bylines from down there, too.

Kelly: Yeah, you know, trying my best.

Viki: And you both really like living in houston, right?

Kelly: Well, it's different than llanview, but, yeah, yeah, we do.

Viki: Good, good.

Kelly: Ok, I almost forgot. This is from duke. He made me promise to give it to
his grandma personally.

Viki: How sweet. You and I are going to have to go down and visit my grandson before
he grows up and goes to college or something.

Ben: Whatever you want.

Viki: Oh. That's -- that's sweet!

Kelly: He made it himself.

Viki: I'm going to call him later and thank him.

Kelly: He will love that. So --

viki: He's a dear.

Kelly: What's going on with this natalie person? Is jessica ok, because kevin and I keep
trying to call her and we keep getting her voice mail.

Viki: She's in new york just for a few days.

Kelly: Are you really all right with everything?

Viki: It was very upsetting for all of us, but, you know, we'll get through it, yeah. Ok, here's the groom.

Todd: Where the hell is blair?

Andrew: I think she went upstairs with cassie to change.

Starr: So, how do you like it?

Gabrielle: Oh, well, I think that dress is much more flattering than the nun's costume
you wore on halloween. Excuse me.

Starr: No, stupid. I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about the limo. Do you like how
I drew all those pictures on the windows? And how I tied all those shoes on it?

Gabrielle: Does your mother realize how rude you are? I think the idea with the old shoes
tied on to the back is they're meant to be old shoes, not new $500 pumps.

Starr: What are you doing here?

Gabrielle: I'm here to see your father.

Starr: Well, sorry, he's busy getting married.

Gabrielle: He's getting what?

Starr: You're not invited

gabrielle: Married to whom?

Starr: My mother.

Gabrielle: Oh, really? Oh, we'll see about that, won't we?

Hedy: Mr. Manning.

Todd: Everything ok in here?

Hedy: Oh, couldn't be better. You're a little angel, aren't you?

Todd: No, no, no, no, no, don't talk to him like that. No one else came in here, right?

Hedy: Not a soul, but as long as i have you here, would you mind holding him for a while
while I go get his formula? Hmm? Here, here. You have him. Very good.

Todd: Hey, if anybody sees you --

hedy: Yeah, yeah. I know. If they do, I'm the new maid.

Todd: Maid.

Hedy: I remember.

Todd: Uh-huh.

Todd: How you doing? Look, I know things have been chaotic around here,
but it's going to calm down. You know, I look at you, and I don't know how i ever managed
to tell your mother that you were dead. Probably shouldn't have given you away, either.
Hey, but i brought you back. That's got to count for something. It's just that, you know,
when i found out that you were mine, the idea of you being out there with strangers --
that just made me crazy.

Todd: Aw. Wait till your mom sees you. Yeah, I know you don't want to wait, but trust me.
One surprise at a time.

kelly: What's wrong?

Todd: Nothing. Kelly, i'm surprised that you're here.

Kelly: I didn't come here for you. I came here for blair.

Todd: I know you think that blair's marrying the wrong guy.

Kelly: Yeah, you got that right.

Todd: But I really am going to try and not screw it up this time.

Kelly: Well, good. See, because if you do, I'm coming after you.

Todd: Ha. Right. Have you seen starr?

Kelly: No.

Starr: You leave my mommy and daddy alone, or one morning you'll wake up with bats
in your hair and spiders in your bed!

Gabrielle: My goodness, you are your father's daughter, aren't you?

Todd: What's going on here?

Starr: This lady's saying all this weird stuff about the wedding. I told her to leave.

Gabrielle: I need to speak to you, todd.

Todd: That a fact?

Gabrielle: Hmm.

Todd: Starr? Go inside, get rev. Carpenter. Tell him he's got to come out here and
perform an exorcism.

Starr: Is everything ok?

Todd: Yeah, everything's fine. Now get lost. You've upset my ring bearer. That's not very nice.

Gabrielle: Charming daughter you've got. You've clearly gone through with it, haven't you?

Todd: Don't know what you're talking about.

Gabrielle: Oh, yes, you do. Yes, you do, and i've got news for you. I have just as much
ammunition on you as you have on me, and I can make damn sure that that little wedding
of yours never happens.

Cassie: Be careful, don't trip.

Blair: Ok.

Cassie: Mother's going to be so upset she's missed this. You look gorgeous.

Blair: Thank you.

kelly: Blair, you look beautiful!

Cassie: Doesn't she?

Sam: She sure does.

Cassie: Gorgeous!

Blair: Thank you.

Sam: Fabulous.

Viki: Oh, blair, you are a vision.

Blair: Thank you, viki. Thanks to cassie and kelly. They just kind of threw me together.

Viki: Wow.

Blair: Wait, where is my husband-to-be?

Kelly: I don't know. He was here a few minutes ago.

Viki: Oh, come on, don't worry. He's not running out on this one.

Blair: Well, you know what? He's probably upstairs looking for me.

[Baby cries]

Todd: Gabrielle, i know that you're a little dense, so I'm only going to say this once --

gabrielle: Todd, I'm not in the mood.

Todd: I'll say it slowly for you, but i'm only going to say it once.
The first time that blair and I tried to get married for the fourth time,
i screwed it up. The second time that blair and I tried to get married for
the fourth time, she screwed it up. Now, you mess up things this time
around and I'm going to see to it that you're in a whole pile of pain. Now, get out of here.

Gabrielle: Are you finished? Good, good. Because do you think that blair's going
to be happy to say "i do" when she finds out that you set her up for asa's murder?

Todd: So what?

Gabrielle: And now you continue to print headline after headline
accusing max and me of this murder?

Todd: You know "the sun" with your picture on the cover? It's flying
off the newsstands. I would think you'd be flattered.

Gabrielle: Would you like me to go to the police and tell them who really killed asa?

Todd: Yeah, sure, right after you tell me.

Gabrielle: You know who did it, todd -- you did. We both know.

Todd: Hmm. The only thing i know is that you're nuts. Now, i got
something i -- what was I doing? Oh, right. You need to buzz off.

Viki: Well, it's quite a day, isn't it?

Cassie: Yes. I just hope that blair's not pushing it so soon after
losing her baby. She still has to be getting over that.

[Baby cries]

Gabrielle: You killed asa.

Todd: Why would I kill asa?

Gabrielle: Because you hated him.

Todd: I hate just about everybody.

Gabrielle: Yeah, and you found a perfect way to punish blair, and so
you went for it.

Todd: No, I didn't.

Gabrielle: Yeah, but then your gunslinging girlfriend and yourself
decide to get back together again, so then you decide to pin it on max and me.

Todd: What happened to the plan that you had before about pinning the
whole thing on max? What happened to that?

Gabrielle: I changed my mind.

Todd: Really? Why? Oh, no. You're in love with him again?

Gabrielle: Whom i love or don't love is not the point.

Todd: Wow, you are way under the radar when it comes to brains.

Gabrielle: Look, if you think that max and i are going to let you frame
us for a murder that we did not commit, you are sadly mistaken.

Todd: There's an echo coming from your empty head.

Gabrielle: And if you keep this up, i will be forced to tell blair that
her hubby-to-be conspired to send her to statesville.

Todd: That's a good one. How about this one? How about I tell max that
you and asa conspired to send him to jail for the rest of his life for something he didn't do?

Gabrielle: Well, that's fine because he knows all about it. It's ancient history.

Todd: Really? Ancient history?

Gabrielle: Mm-hmm.

Todd: Why don't we call him, huh? Why don't we give him a call, see
what he has to say about it now? You know his number?

Gabrielle: Don't call max.

Andrew: Excuse me, starr. Do you by any chance know where your mommy and daddy are?

Starr: I don't know where my mom is, but my dad's outside talking with
this weird lady who talks funny.

Andrew: Talking with the weird lady?

Cassie: Starr, you look so grown-up. Don't forget you have a play date tonight with river.

Starr: It's not a play date. I'm staying overnight.

Cassie: Oh.

[Cassie sighs]

andrew: You look wonderful.

Cassie: Thank you. You look pretty good, too, reverend.

Kelly: The groom seems to have disappeared and the bride is nowhere to
be found. Let's just hope this wedding doesn't turn out like their last two tries.

[Baby cries]

addie: Blair, there you are! Oh, blair, i'm so happy for you!

Blair: Oh, you came, mama!

Addie: Of course I came. I had to come. It's your wedding day. When i
told the sisters it was your wedding day, they all got excited, too. I'm
so, so happy you're going to finally marry todd again. Blair, are you all right?

Blair: Um -- I don't know, mama.

Addie: You're not going to call the wedding off again?

Blair: No, I'm definitely getting married to todd. It's -- it's just
that i thought I heard something, a baby crying.

Addie: I think -- i think that must have been me.

Blair: What?

Addie: I've been crying with joy. Just ask sister louisa.

Blair: I don't know, mama. I heard a baby crying, and i -- I could've
sworn that it came from right there.

Gabrielle: All right, max doesn't know all the details of all the plans i had with asa.

Todd: Aha. Lucky you.

Gabrielle: For pity's sake, todd, it never materialized, so what's the big deal?

Todd: Gee, i don't know. You know, if i were under suspicion for murder
and i found out that my honey bunch was planning this great --

gabrielle: If you tell max any of this, i will be forced to tell blair
every single detail of what you had planned for her.

Todd: Well, then, we're at a stalemate, aren't we?

Gabrielle: If you say so.

Todd: We are. Give me back my phone.

Gabrielle: With pleasure.

Todd: I've got stuff on you and you've got stuff on me. Now, we can't
get each other without getting ourselves.

Viki: Hmm. Gabrielle. What was all that about getting each other?

Viki: A rather interesting conversation to walk in on, hmm? What is all
this getting each other, hmm?

Todd: Getting each other wedding presents.

Gabrielle: Hmm.

Viki: Wedding presents?

Todd: That's right.

Viki: My, my, my. Well, gabrielle, that's fast, isn't it? Asa's barely
cold in his grave, and you're planning the next one?

Gabrielle: Oh, I think todd is mistaken, as he very often is. Trust me,
viki, I won't be marrying anyone anytime soon.

Viki: Trust you? When hell freezes over.

Todd: Ok, sis, no fighting. You'll get your party dress all dirty. Go
inside, find blair, make sure she's ready, and i'll take care of cruella here.

Gabrielle: Ahem.

Viki: Well, don't keep blair waiting, all right?

Todd: Mm-hmm.

Viki: This one is not worth it.

Todd: Ok, we're done. I didn't kill asa. I'm not trying to set you up or max.

Gabrielle: Uh-huh. And I'm supposed to believe this just because you say it's so?

Todd: Well, for one thing, I was in mexico losing a baby.

Gabrielle: Blair lost the baby, dear, not you.

Todd: I was the father.

Gabrielle: Oh, really?

Todd: If someone's setting you up, it's not me. Now, good-bye.

Gabrielle: Now, if I hear that you're lying, i will tell blair every
single little detail. But you have a lovely wedding, darling. Just remember I can destroy it all for you.

Todd: You make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Cassie: Any luck?

Viki: Well, todd's on his way in. Was blair up in her room?

Cassie: No. Somebody said that she was outside?

Viki: Whatever for?

Cassie: I have no idea, and it's cold out there. I --

Kelly: Was blair out back?

Viki: No. I mean, she has to be upstairs.

Cassie: I must've just missed her.

Viki: Yeah. Did todd come back in?

Ben: I haven't seen him. I thought he was outside.

Viki: He was.

Sam: Is he ok?

Viki: I don't know. It depends on what your definition of "ok" is when it concerns todd.

Sam: Good point.

Todd: Ok, no more interruptions. Where's blair?

Cassie: Well, we thought she was upstairs, but she wasn't.

Kelly: But she's changed, so what's taking so long? What's up there?

Cassie: Listen, why don't i go upstairs and --

todd: No, no, no, no, no. I'll -- I'll go.

Todd: Where you been?

Blair: I -- I thought I heard crying, a baby crying, and I -- I went to
where the sound was, and -- I'm sorry, todd, but we can't get married.

Todd: You saw?

Blair: I went toward the door where I heard the crying, and then i ran
into mother, and she said that she was the one that was crying. Sometimes
she -- she cries when she's happ

todd: So, you -- you didn't go inside --

blair: Todd, I didn't have to because I know that I'm not over losing
the baby if i'm still imagining hearing his little cries. It wouldn't be fair.

Todd: What wouldn't be fair?

Blair: Me marrying you when i'm still in so much pain over the baby.
How could I do that?

Todd: You trust me, blair. That's how. I mean, you trusted me before
when you didn't get on the airplane, right? Trust me now. Come on.

Todd: All right. Come on. Let's get this over with.