Blair: You're such a sweet baby. You're such a sweet -- you want this? Wait, hey.
Todd: Hey.
Blair: Look, you don't have to just stand there, todd. You can come in.
Blair: Oh, you're smiling? You're smiling? There you go. What were you doing?
Todd: Nothing.
Blair: Just watching me with the baby?
Todd: That's our baby.
Blair: Oh, it sure feels like it, doesn't it?
Todd: How's he doing?
Blair: Oh, he was really hungry. Just polished off about six ounces of formula. Yes, you did! Yes, you did!
Todd: Is that good?
Blair: Oh, that's great. He's great. Everything's too good to be true. It scares me.
Todd: What scares you?
Blair: Oh, todd, what if the adoption doesn't go through, or what if the birth mother changes her mind?
Todd: Blair, nothing's going to go wrong with this adoption. Everything is going to be fine.
Blair: Yeah, but what if -- what if nellie calls?
Todd: Nellie's not going to call. She's not going to want the baby
back.
Nobody's ever going to take this baby away from you.
Blair: You have been so amazing through all of this -- while we were down in mexico,
when we found out
Todd: No, you got to stop thinking about that, all right? Just forget
it. Baby's here.
He's not going anywhere.
Blair: I know. I should probably go and put him in his crib.
Todd: Blair, everything's going to be ok.
Blair: I know.
Todd: Ok.
Blair: You want to go?
Todd: So go, you know, and then when you get back, we can talk about names for the kid because,
you know, "kid" kind of just rolls off the
tongue, but
Blair: Well, you know, why don't we do that tomorrow?
Todd: What, do you got something against tonight?
Blair: Tonight is ours, todd.
mirror: So looks like you got away with it.
Todd: Looks like.
mirror: You must be very proud of yourself.
Todd: I know i screwed up when i went down to mexico. But I brought the kid back, didn't i?
mirror: So that makes everything all right?
Todd: Well, blair's happy. You saw her.
mirror: What about you? Are you?
Todd: Am i what?
mirror: Happy. You don't look happy.
Todd: Are you going to talk to me about how I look, wearing that shirt? Your scar it's
on the wrong side of your face. Look, I brought the kid back because that's what blair wanted.
mirror: And, what, that makes you some kind of a hero?
Todd: Ok.
mirror: You tell blair one baby is dead, and then you give her another baby, only it's the same baby.
Todd: Look, what she doesn't know won't kill her. She's going to love the baby just the same.
mirror: If you say so.
Todd: I do. And the kid gets what the kid wants because the kid gets to
be raised by his real parent
s in a real family.
mirror: Oh, yeah?
Todd: Yeah. And that's what I want. That's all i've ever wanted to be in a real family,
to ... to be...
mirror: To be what? Look at you. You can't even admit what it is that you want.
Todd: No, I can.
mirror: So go ahead, say it. Go on, say it.
Todd: Yeah. I want to be happy. Ok, i said it. I want to be happy. Is that -- is that too much to ask?
Blair: No. It's not.
Todd: It was kind of a rhetorical question.
Blair: It's not too much to ask, todd, to be happy, for either one of us.
Todd: You look nice.
Blair: Well, I should. After all, it is our wedding night.
Todd: Actually, our wedding night was the night that i gave you the baby. I mean, you remember, right?
Blair: I do.
Todd: Right. So what kind of night is this, then?
Blair: It's a real wedding night. We deserve it, don't we?
Todd: Some people don't think so.
Blair: You are so handsome.
Todd: Oh, don't say that.
Blair: No, I know. I don't say that to you very much because i know that you don't like to hear it.
Todd: Well, then why are you saying it now?
Blair: Because you need to hear it. You need to hear all the good
things about you, todd,
and there are good things.
Todd: News to me.
Blair: The way you're kind and ... and gentle to me and the baby, the
way you hold him
and talk to him and love him so fiercely.
Todd: Yeah, well, some people would just call that overprotective.
Blair: And I know something else, too.
Todd: Periodic table of the elements?
Blair: That you want to be loved in return, todd. And you know what? It's ok to want that.
Todd: Blair --
blair: Todd -- look at me.
Blair: I'm your wife. No one is ever going to love you the way that i
love you. So let me.
Let me love you.
Blair: See?
Todd: See what?
Blair: See? We're just a happy, normal couple.
Todd: No, we're not, blair. We're not a normal couple.
Blair: No?
Todd: No, and that has to be ok with you.
Blair: It's better than ok.
Todd: Right, because normal, normal is boring, right, and it's dull, and i mean,
let's face it, we're not two well adjusted human beings, are we?
Blair: Yeah, you know what? They are so many rules.
Todd: Right. I mean, there's rules. There's rules like, like you're driving, ok?
You're in the car and you get to a red light and you're in the middle of nowhere.
There's not a car around for a hundred and some miles, ok, but you what,
you still stop at the stupid traffic
signal?
Blair: Well, no way.
Todd: And you got to recycle in this bin, and now you got to get a bin for bottles and
a bin for plastics and a bin for ... for ... the ... the deposit cans, and then
another bin for plastic ovens and --
Blair: What about all those rules about manners and --
Todd: Right, i mean, because, really, does anybody ever spoon the soup
away from them?
I mean, who does that?
Blair: Yeah, I mean, and then there's a fork for fish and then there's a fork for salad --
Todd: Right, and the knife that's got to go on the right. Why can't the knife go in the middle or on the left?
Blair: I just say we keep and put the knife wherever we want to put it.
Todd: Right in the middle of max's back. I'm kidding. Kind of.
Blair: Yeah.
Todd: To live by our own rules.
Blair: Yeah.
Todd: Or no rules at all, I mean, if that's what you wanted.
Blair: I say no rules.
Blair: What are you thinking?
Todd: Trying hard not to think.
Blair: You feel ok?
Todd: You -- you feel all right?
Blair: Yeah.
Todd: Warm.
Blair: What?
Todd: You asked me how i was feeling. I feel kind of warm, like it's kind of like a fever.
But, no, it's not like a bad ... it's like comfy warm. Is there something the matter with me?
Really, I'm ... i'm ... I'm .... serious. I think I'm freaking out a little.
Blair: You've never felt like this before.
Todd: Like -- what? What's the matter with me?
Blair: You're happy, todd.
Todd: Blair? Blair?
Blair: Good morning, sleepyhead.
Todd: I thought -- i thought you'd gone.
Blair: Todd, I am never going to leave you.
Todd: Is that a promise?
Blair: You've seen the worst of me and the best of me, and I've seen the
worst of you and the best of you. There is nothing, nothing that would make me ever leave you.
Blair: Nice. Nice.
Starr: What happened? Did it, like, mess or something?
Blair: No, starr, he didn't. He was hungry. Weren't you, sweetie? Yes,
you were. Starr, sometimes babies cry.
That's their only way of
communicating.
Starr: Whatever.
Blair: Hey. You know, we have given this baby a last name. I do think
it is time we give him a first.
What do you say?
Todd: Well, what's wrong with baby?
Starr: Well, maybe we should name him pluto.
Todd and blair: No.
Starr: Like the planet.
Todd and blair: No.
Starr: His head is pretty round.
Blair: Starr --
todd: Who do you think he looks like?
Blair: Actually, I think he looks like you.
Todd: Oh, you think he's ugly?
Blair: Todd.
Todd: What should we call it?
Blair: Well, when i was pregnant, there was a secret name that I was hoping i could name him.
Todd: You're not still thinking about calling this kid todd, are you?
Blair: I always hoped we'd call our son todd.
Todd: No. No way.
Blair: But todd is
Todd: Look, it's a name that carries a lot of baggage with it, and i think ,I think this kid deserves better.
Blair: Well, I happen to disagree with you because I think todd is a wonderful name.
Todd: Well, what's the next name on the list?
Blair: Well, the next name would be todd. Todd: I'm nodding here.
Blair: Well, when i found out i was pregnant, I was confused and I didn't know really how i felt.
And then ...come here, sweetie. Then when I collapsed and almost miscarried and spent
most of my time here in this bed, I just really realized how much i wanted a baby.
Starr: The name, mommy.
Blair: And then i realized what an extraordinary gift a baby is, any baby,
and then i realized what a gift we already had with starr.
Starr: I'm your little princess, aren't I?
Blair: Yes, you are. I couldn't imagine that god would allow me to be so lucky to have two gifts.
And then our son died. But then -- oopsie , then this little gift found his way to us, didn't you?
Blair: Yes!
Todd: You know this baby's ours, right? I mean, just like the kid that
we lost in mexico would have been.
Blair: Yeah, I know. Maybe it's a good thing that he wasn't born our blood child, huh?
Todd: Why?
Blair: Because then, well, he's not going to get the worst of us, todd.
He'll only get the best of us. That's right.
Starr: Mommy, the name.
Blair: Hmm. John.
Todd: John?
Blair: John. His name means precious gift. John manning.
Todd: Well, what do you think he thinks about that?
Starr: Dad, he's too little to talk. Right?
Todd: Jack. We'll call him jack.
Starr: Jack manning.
Blair: Mm-hmm.
Starr: I like that.
Blair: I'm glad.
Starr: You know what? I have a lot of stuff to do. Bye, jack.
Blair: Bye!
Todd: All right, then it's settled. Jack cramer manning. Ahem.
Blair: Cramer?
Todd: Yeah, well, I mean, why not? I mean, he is your kid, too, right?
Blair: Well, I know how you feel about my family.
Todd: This isn't about your crazy family. No, this is about you and me and our family.
Blair: Todd, I am so happy. I mean, we have it all, forever.
[Phone rings]
blair: Nothing is -- nothing is ever going to take that away. Hello?
Paloma: Senora blair?
Blair: Who is this?
Paloma: You no remember me? Paloma, from mexico?
Blair: Paloma? Is that you?