18-1-02 ךיראתל ןוכדע - עובשה יקרפ טירסת

Todd: Oh, my face hurts.

Blair: Five more seconds and everybody's gone. We're all alone.

Todd: Five, four, three, two, one.

Blair: Good-bye.

Starr: Cassie and kelly said that if I bang this that you guys have to kiss.

Cassie: You heard your daughter.

Kelly: Ok, you're going to break it.

Todd: We kissed when the minister was here. We don't want to wear out
this whole kissing thing.

Starr: No, I'm not going to stop until you kiss.

Todd: Fine. But after tomorrow, this whole thing with the fork doesn't count.

Todd: Ok, you ready for your present?

Blair: Todd, the surprise wedding was enough of a gift for me. I still
can't believe we're married.

Starr: Now we're a real family.

Kelly: Yeah, let's hope it lasts.

Cassie: Kelly --

todd: Ok, that's enough out of the peanut gallery. Wedding was ok?

Blair: It was incredible.

Starr: It was romantic.

Todd: Wait until you see what i got in store for you.

Blair: No --

todd: No, no, no, hold on.

Blair: This --

Todd: I got you a present.

Blair: No, todd, I don't need any presents. All my dreams came true today,
and I am just so happy.

Kelly: And she'd better stay happy.

Cassie: Amen.

Starr: Double amen.

Todd: Ok. Trust me, you're going to -- you're going to want this present.
It's just that it's upstairs and I need to talk to you about it before I give it to you.

Starr: Hurry up.

[Muffled voice] I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Normal voice] I'm sorry!

Todd: I'm going to give you this present, but before i do, I got to talk to you
and i got to say something. And it's something big, and it -- it may not be something
that you want to hear.

Blair: What is it, todd?

Todd: It's the truth about the baby.

Blair: Look, I told you the truth about the baby, and I know it was too late.
It was terrible. It was worse than terrible.

Todd: Blair --

Blair: But, todd, you know, I thought the fact that we got married
meant that you were getting over what I did. I --

Todd: It's not something that you did, blair. I'm talking about something that i did.

Kelly: Great. Here we go again.

Starr: Are you trying to make mommy sad again?

Todd: No, I'm trying to make your mother happy, starr.

Starr: Well, don't mess it up. She already is happy.

Todd: Look, I'm not trying to mess anything up. I'm just -- I'd like a minute
alone to talk to her before i give her this present.

Starr: How could a present be bad?

Kelly: Good question, todd.

Cassie: Yeah, what is this?

Todd: Starr, go lock kelly and cassie in a closet.

Kelly: Oh, lovely.

Blair: You know what? Kelly and cassie are the ones that made this wedding happen.

Todd: Yeah, well, I paid for it.

Blair: Well, they didn't kidnap me and we got to get married.

Kelly: Don't make us regret it, todd.

Cassie: Yeah, I came a long way to see blair happy.

Todd: Ok, just shut up.

Blair: Would you be nice, please?

Todd: Ok, I'll be nice. Fine. Lock them in a big closet, will you, with
little cedar mothballs --

kelly: Oh, enough, stop! We will go, ok? But to quote starr -- "don't wreck it."
I want to be able to call kevin and tell him that this wedding went off without a hitch.

Cassie: Ok, starr, why don't you go pack a few toys for your overnight with river.

Starr: Can I bring my flytrap? Today's feeding day.

Cassie: You mean --

Blair: It's a plant with, like, teeth.

Cassie: Uh --

Starr: Yeah. River can help me catch big, fat flies for it.

Cassie: Oh, good. That's right up his alley. Yeah, you can go get it.

Starr: It's not an "it." It has a name -- renfield.

Cassie: Great. Great. Well, go get "it" and --

Starr: Renfield!

Cassie: Fine, fine! I'll go pay the caterer.

Blair: So, what is it you have to tell me about the baby, todd?

Starr: Renfield? Renfield, I know i left you in here. This place has
the best flies. Renfield? Hey. Who are you?

 

Todd: Ok, I kind of made a little mistake with the baby, but it's got a happy ending
because I fixed everything. And now everything's going to be all right from now on.

Blair: What is it, todd?

Cassie: I'm so sorry.

Todd: What do you want?

Cassie: Has anyone seen my purse around here?

Blair: Are you still looking for your bag every time?

Cassie: Uh-huh.

Todd: Did the swiss teach you nothing? You know what? I'm going to wait
until this isn't a house full of women, and then maybe i can spend some
time alone with you, and then i'll give you your damn present!

Cassie: Wow. I am not the only one who hasn't changed around here.

Blair: No, no, no, no. Todd has changed. It's just not visible to the naked eye.

Cassie: And you, sweetheart, are still hopelessly in love with him.

Blair: I can't help it. I always will be.

Cassie: All right. Then i'm glad you found your way back to each other.

Blair: Thank you.

Cassie: So why's he so worked up about this present?

Blair i don't know. But whatever it is, it can't replace the baby that we lost.

Starr: You're funny-looking, you know that? You know, when somebody
sticks your tongue out at you, you're supposed to stick out your tongue
back. Where'd you come from anyway?

Todd: Starr, what the hell are you doing in here?

Starr: Daddy, it's a baby! Can we keep it?

Todd: Shh! Starr --

starr: Oh, my gosh. Is it my baby brother? Oh, my gosh. It is! Oh! I knew it!
I knew it! Oh, my gosh. I can't wait to tell mommy!

Todd: Starr, listen to me. Calm down.

Starr: No. But mommy is going to be so excited! Get out of my way.
Mommy, guess what!

Todd: I will take my hand off of your mouth if you swear to me that you won't say anything.

Starr: all right.

Todd: All right.

Todd: We can't tell your mother about the baby.

Starr: why not? Can't we keep him?

Todd: Maybe. It's just that i need to tell your mother some things, and
I can't tell her -- well, I can't tell you until after i tell her.

Starr: Why not?

Todd: Because you won't keep your mouth shut.

Starr: Well, mommy can't, either!

Todd: That's not saying much. Look, you don't just announce to somebody
that there's a new kid. It's an idea that I got to get your mother kind of used to first.

Starr: Mommy let me keep a toad that I found.

Todd: Yeah, well, a toad's just, you know, completely different from a baby.

Starr: But mommy wants a baby.

Todd: Look, starr, it's a big day for your mother, ok? She's getting married.
I don't want to just spring it on her that there's a new kid.
I'll explain it to her, but I got to do it in just the right way.

Starr: You're bad at explaining. I can help.

Todd: You know, starr, when i need your help, i'll ask for it.

Starr: Ok.

Todd: All right, so this is just our little secret, right? Right? Ok, so, go on now
and go get little renfield and bring it over to cassie's house, will you?

Starr: If you promise that when i come back, I get my baby brother and so does mom.

Todd: Ok, I promise you that you'll have your little brother and your
mother will finally have the baby that she's missed so much.

Cassie: Blair, we both know how devastating it is to lose a baby. But you've got
to remember that over time it doesn't exactly get better, but it's different.
You can't blame yourself for this.

Blair: But, cassie, i lied to todd. I told him that the baby was max's,
and then I rubbed his nose in it for months.

Cassie: I think he's forgiven you for all that.

Blair: I was just so afraid if i told him he would take starr away from
me and then i would be all alone. But you know what? Instead he married me.

Cassie: I know! Which proves how much he loves you. You're one lucky
lady to have him help you through this.

Blair: He's been so incredible. It's -- it's so weird, though. When we were down in mexico,
I kept imagining a baby crying, my baby crying. And now that we're home, cassie,
I -- i still hear it. I mean, I heard it right before the wedding today.

Cassie: Well, you're always going to love your baby. He had a soul and a life
all his own. No matter how brief that life was, he made a difference.

Blair: I love you.

Todd: Renfield's leaking. He's all yours.

Cassie: Oh. Thanks.

Starr: Come on, cassie, we have to go!

Cassie: What? Ok.

Starr: Come on!

Cassie: Honey, we're going.

Blair: Wait, wait, arr. Wait, it's ok.

Starr: Mommy, you'll love your present!

Cassie: Blair, i'll see you tomorrow.

Blair: Ok, ok. Bye. Wow. This must be some present to get starr so excited. What is it? A python?

Todd: Mm-hmm. It's --

blair: What?

Todd: Something that i hope will make up for all of the weddings that i messed up.

Blair: Oh, todd, none of that matters now.

Todd: Hold on. When you told me the truth about the baby that had died,
I ran out on you.

Blair: No -- I'm so sorry.

Todd: No, you -- don't be. I didn't run out because of anything that
you did. I ran out because of something that i did.

Blair: You didn't do anything, todd. I'm the one that lied to you. I stole your baby,
and i thought that you hated me for --

Todd: You didn't -- stop. You didn't steal anything and I didn't hate you,
although i thought that I did. And you -- it's just that I was mad at myself.

Blair: Why?

Todd: Look, when i ran away, it was because i needed to fix something.
I needed to make it all right. I needed to -- to make up for something that i had done,
and I did. I mean, I wouldn't have come back unless I had.

Blair: There's nothing for you to make up, todd. You have been nothing
but loving toward me.

Todd: I don't know about that.

[Baby cries]

Blair: There it is again.

Todd: There what is again?

Blair: The baby i hear. I hear a baby crying, and he needs me.

Todd: Blair -- come with me.

Blair: That's what always happens. I -- i hear a baby crying, and then
it suddenly just stopped, it's gone.

Todd: It's not -- it's a wedding present.

Blair: Oh.

Blair: Oh. Hi.