5-1-02 ךיראתל ןוכדע - עובשה יקרפ טירסת
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[baby cries]

Todd: All right. Shut up already. You're such a baby.

Hush, little baby stop crying daddy's going to

[baby cries]

Todd: Take you to your mother and she can tell me what the hell's the matter
with all right, i'm not singing anymore, really. I promise you that. That's enough of that.

Blair: Excuse us. Can you wait right there? Hello. I'd like two tickets to switzerland please --

starr: I'm not going on that dumb airplane, and i'm not going on any
plane, and you can't make me.

Blair: You are going to love switzerland.

Starr: No, I'm not. Their cheese smells funny, and they don't have any
beaches, and I don't want to leave daddy.

[Baby cries]

Blair: Shh. Do you hear that?

Starr: What?

Blair: I hear a baby crying. It sounds like my baby.

Todd: What is the matter with you, huh? You hungry? That's got to be it.
I'm going to go get that damn bottle.

[Baby cries]

todd: Yeah, that's right. You heard me right.

[Baby cries]

blair: Wait -- there it is again. Do you hear it?

Starr: No, mommy, it is not my baby brother.

[Baby crying]

starr: You and daddy both said that he's up in heaven with all the other angel babies.

Blair: I know it, starr. It doesn't make sense, but --

[baby cries]

blair: I got to find that baby. Come on. Come on. Let's go find him.

Starr: Mommy, stop!

Blair: Look, I just want to look at the baby.

Starr: No, mommy, it is not our baby. Our baby is dead. You're acting
all spooky, mommy, and weird and crazy. And I don't want to go to
switzerland or any other place with you.

Blair: Wait -- wait, starr. Now, wait a minute.

Todd: Yum, yum, yum, yum. Here. This is it, ok? You want it or not?

Woman: May I help you?

Todd: Yeah. I'm going to need, like, four hands of scotch, and I don't
know what the hell he wants. I've tried feeding him. I've tried rocking
him. I've tried yelling at him.

Woman: If you come with me, there's a lounge with a changing table.

Todd: Really? Just did that.

Woman: Well, maybe you should check him again just in case.

Todd: Oh. You're not kidding. All right. We got to get this over with
quick because i got to get him home to meet his mother.

Woman: Oh. You could always phone her and tell her you're en route.

Todd: No. It's going to be a surprise. Oh, my gosh.

Blair: Starr, i know that i'm acting a little crazy.

Starr: "A little"?

Blair: It's just, you know, I miss the baby that i lost. And sometimes
when i hear a baby cry, i just want to go to it, you know? That's all.

Starr: I bet you'd feel better if daddy was here.

Blair: Sweetie, come on. We've gone over this.

Starr: I'd feel better, too.

Blair: You know you wouldn't because your daddy's still very angry at
me. And you know what he wants to do? He wants to come back here and take
you away from me just to punish me.

Starr: And that's bad?

Blair: Well, yeah.

Starr: You're taking me away.

Blair: That's because your daddy's done something else.

Starr: What?

Bo: This your handwriting?

Blair: Well -- it could -- it could be.

Bo: And you've never seen this receipt before?

Blair: Bo, I swear to you, it isn't my -- somebody must've forged it.
Come on, it was a big -- somebody made a mistake here! That's it!

Bo: No, there's no mistake, blair. My father is dead, and it looks like foul play.

Blair: Look, what's done is done. But because of what your daddy did,
starr, I could go to prison if we stay here. Now, do you want that?

Starr: I want to go home! Daddy can fix everything! He always does! You
know it. I just want to go home.

todd: We're home! Hello? Blair, starr, come on down! Remember i said I
had a surprise for you? It's here! He's -- hello? Huh. Nobody here. Guess
they couldn't wait. Ok. Here's the new plan, ok? What we'll do is we'll
turn out the lights and we'll hide. And then as soon as we hear your
mother and your sister come in, you jump up and yell, "surprise!" Ok?

[Keys jingle]

todd: Oh -- here comes.

[Baby fusses]

todd: Hey, no, no, no.

[Baby cries]

todd: Not yet. On the count of three, you yell, "surprise!" Ready? One, two --

[baby cries]

Todd: Three --

surpri-- who are you?

Woman: Hedy wormenhoven, from the agency.

Todd: The agency?

Ja.

Todd: C.I.A. Has a key to my house?

Hedy: Oh, no, mr. Manning, you gave it to me. You interviewed me over
the phone. Your lawyer checked my references and handed me this.

Todd: Oh, you're the nanny.

Hedy: Ja.

Ja, ja. And this is the little one i'm to care for?

Todd: Yeah. We were waiting for his mother and his sister to come, but
she didn't -- what are you doing?

Hedy: Oh.

Todd: Oh, stop that.

Hedy: There's a note here addressed to "daddy."

Todd: That's me. "Dear daddy, mommy's making --" making? Yeah, "making
me go to swissland and be with aunt dorian --" oh, oh, oh -- "and cassie."
Ah! "Come and get us, please, daddy, please. Starr."

Oh! Oh! Yikes!

Blair: Hey. It's going to be all right.

Starr: No, it isn't. We're leaving daddy, and I didn't even get to see
his surprise.

Blair: Starr, daddy's phone call could have been some kind of trick to
get me to stay here. You know daddy and his tricks.

Starr: He wouldn't trick me.

Blair: Well, you know what? Not usually. Look, I'll tell you what. We
will come back, all right? And as soon as we get to where we're going,
we'll call him. And if everything's ok, then we'll come home.

Starr: Promise?

Blair: Yes. And in the meantime, we are going to have one tremendous
vacation in switzerland. All that snow. Hey, you know what we can do? We
can go -- whoosh, whoosh! We can do some skiing. Snowmobiling.

Starr: Hey, are they those motorcycles that ride on snow with the skis
on the bottom and they make avalanches?

Blair: Yes, they do. They're really loud, and they're really fun. And
we will come home, ok? But right now we're going to order two round-trip
-- so that means we're going to be coming back -- round-trip tickets. So i
need you to help me. Can you do that?

Starr: Ok. I'm only doing this because I love you. And I love daddy,
too, and don't you forget it.

Blair: I'll never forget it, sweetheart. And I know that you love your
daddy, and I also know that he loves you so much. Ok, you ready to go? You
going to help me? All right. Excuse us. Go ahead, starr.

Starr: We would like two round-trip tickets to switzerland for the next flight.

Man: Oh, I'll try my best, but --

Blair: What? It -- it's been cancelled? What's the problem?

Man: No, no, no, but that flight's boarding right now, and you still
have to go through security, which could take a while.

Starr: Isn't this fabulous.

Blair: Well, hurry up!

Man: All right.

Todd: Hey, hey -- did that plane leave for switzerland?

Woman: I have no idea. I suggest you check the departure monitor for that.

Todd: Oh, yeah, right. Like i didn't already think of that!

Blair: Could you hurry up? I can't miss this flight.

Man: I'm working on your tickets as fast as i can.

Blair: Ok. Just a minute.

Man: And here they are. If you don't make it, they're good for the next flight --

Blair: Fine -- thank you, thank you, thank you. Come on. Come on.
Better get going. Thank you. Excuse us. Here you go. Thank you.

Blair: Thank you. That's it.

Todd: Blair?

blair: Come on, starr. You've got to go. Run!

Guard: Buddy, this flight landed two hours ago.

Second guard: What are you trying to pull?

Todd: I'm not trying to pull anything. It's just that that's my -- well, my ex-wife,
and that's my kid, so i've got to get on that plane.

Man: Lady, do you know this man?

Blair: I have never seen him before in my life.
Do whatever you want with that man. I don't know him from adam. Come on, starr, let's go.

Todd: Whoa.

Blair: Starr?

Todd: Whoa, whoa, blair, hold on a second. Get these guys to search me.
I don't have anything on me -- no court orders, no custody papers, nothing.
I'm not even trying to take starr away from you this time.


Blair: Oh,yeah? Where you hiding your lawyer?

Todd: No. No lawyer.

Blair: Oh, yeah? Well, he's got to be somewhere, todd. Where is he?

Todd: Look, can I please talk to her for a second?

Guard: No.

Todd: Blair, look, i know that i've screwed this whole thing up, and I know that
I've made some mistakes.

Blair: Oh, so, this is where you apologize and take down my defenses, right?
Well, you can forget it. Come on, starr.

Todd: The biggest mistake that i made was letting go of you.
Blair, don't walk away from me, huh? I don't wantwao live my life without you.

Blair: You're good, todd. You are so good when you turn it on like that.
I really, really should be impressed. You know what? You've used up all your chances.

Todd: I'm begging you, blair. Look, I'm on my hands and knees --

guard: Hey.

Second guard: Easy, fella.

Todd: Look, I'm on my hands and my knees, and I'm begging you. Please.
Look -- you got to believe me.

Blair: Believe you? Believe you? Nothing is ever going to make me trust you again.

Todd: Blair, come on.

Blair: You know, when i hear the words "trust me," alarms go off in my head.
You know why? Because that's when I know you're about to take my life
and tear it into shreds.

Todd: No, I'm not going to do that.

Blair: Oh, you're telling me this time is going to be different?

Todd: Yeah.

Blair: Todd, this time, you have even more reason to hurt me because i didn't
tell you about the baby.

Todd: Oh, no, no, that's ok because --

blair: Come on, starr, let's go.

Todd: Wait, no --

blair: We've got to catch the plane. We're going to miss it.

Starr: No! I want to be a family again. Why won't you talk to daddy?

Todd: There you go. Listen to the kid. Come on, blair. Just give me a chance.
If you don't like what i have to say, you can still get on the airplane, but just -- please.
Give me a chance.

Guard: Lady, he's wearing us out.

Second guard: Yeah, talk to him, please.

Starr: Mommy didn't tell you about the baby because i told her not to.

Blair: Well, that isn't completely true.

Starr: Listen, I'm giving you 15 minutes to work this out. And if you don't,
I know how to make your lives miserable, and I will. Look at me! I'm a troubled kid,
wandering alone in an airport. Take me to your office and give me a big lollipop now!

Todd: Blair --

Blair: Just don't even start, todd.

Todd: All I was going to say was --

Blair: I don't want to hear any of your lies about what i did and how it didn't matter,
because I was there. I saw you. I saw you when i told you about the baby,
how upset you were. You couldn't even talk.

Todd: It was big news.

Blair: I've seen you react to bad news before.

Todd: No, I didn't say it was bad news. I said it was big news.

Blair: You couldn't forgive me, todd. I begged you, and then you just walked out.
You couldn't forgive me then, and you won't forgive me now, so why don't you just admit it, huh?

Todd: I admit that i needed to forgive somebody, but it wasn't you.

Blair: Ok, todd, what do you mean? Who couldn't you forgive?
I was the one who kept the secret about the by from you.

Paloma: Papi te ama, ?si?

Todd: Get rid of it. You know, starr is right. We have -- we've both managed to keep
secrets from each other. That doesn't really matter now.