Blair: Have you had enough of the bottle? Can you say, "I'm so full"?
Starr: Mommy, mommy, come here!
Blair: "I am just so full. That's all. I'm so full, mommy. Yes i am.
Starr: Mommy, didn't you hear me?
Blair: Oh, I'm sorry. I was -- i was feeding jack.
Starr: Do you want to see the picture that i colored?
Blair: Well, I'd like to right now, but he hasn't quite finished his
bottle yet.
If he doesn't eat it all, you know how he screams.
Starr: All he does is eat and yell.
Blair: You want to take the rest of this? Are you going to take the
rest? Hmm?
Are you full? Do i need to burp you? Should i burp you? Come
here. Come here.
Starr: Stupid coloring book.
Todd: You're jealous, aren't you, that i made ben jack's godfather?
Sam: No, no, no, not at all. But I was surprised.
Todd: Well, I kind of owed ben one.
Sam: That's ok. I think he'll make a terrific godfather.
Todd: We done?
Sam: No, not yet. You're evading something.
Todd: I'm e-whating something?
Sam: No, I suggest that i take a look at jack's adoption papers, and
suddenly
you switch into classic "Todd mode".
Todd: "Todd mode"?
Sam: Yeah, you sneak off and make these mysterious phone calls, and i
hear you telling
somebody about this paloma sanchez, to keep her away from
you or something?
Blair: Oh, you are such a handsome man, jack manning. Yes, you are.
You're a pretty baby.
You're just my pretty boy. Yes you are.
Starr: He's practically like cinderella.
Blair: Yes ... what?
Starr: I said "the rat that ate pittsburgh" is playing. Can we go see it?
Blair: Oh, well, starr, you know what? Now that we have jack, we're
going to have to start planning
our little special events, ok? It's going
to be tough with the baby.
Starr: Why? All he does is eat, burp, and whine.
Blair: That's what you did when you were his age.
Starr: He's boring. Why don't we train him to do something?
Blair: Starr. Jack isn't a puppy. Jack's going to learn to do things in
his own time
. Aren't you, big boy? Yeah!
Starr: What a waste. Should've asked for a puppy instead.
Todd: You know what? You wouldn't understand.
Sam: No, no, I don't buy it. I think these adoption papers and this
sanchez person,
whoever she is, is connected.
Todd: Ok, you need to go lie down for dr. Rae because you're living in a fantasy world.
Sam: I would let you hang yourself, todd, but there's a child involved.
So are you going to tell me the truth, or do i ask blair why you're so
hellbent on keeping this paloma person far away from here?
Todd: Can't get one by you, can I, sam?
Sam: So spill it.
Todd: Ok, paloma was blair's midwife down in mexico -- at least she said she was a midwife.
Sam: So why did you deliver the baby if blair had a midwife?
Todd: Well, because when the baby showed up, paloma was off picking
peyote or something.
By the time she came back, it was too late. It's her
fault that baby died. Get rid of it.
Paloma: Senor
Todd: You heard me. Just get rid of it. That midwife screwed everything
up. And after what...
after what she's put blair through, i never want to
see her ever again.
Sam: I wouldn't think she'd want to see you, either.
Todd: But she's been calling, sam.
Sam: Why? What does she want?
Paloma: What you want is wrong. God will punish you.
Todd: She feels guilty. She says that blair's baby is the only baby
that she ever lost,
and she wants blair to forgive her. And I told her to
go see a priest, but she just won't quit.
So i have some friends that are
mexican authorities, and i've told them to make sure that this woman
doesn't bother us ever again.
Sam: Does blair know? Maybe she wants to talk to her.
Todd: No, no.
Sam: Shouldn't she have that option?
Todd: I don't want this woman anywhere near blair.
Blair: Who, todd? Who are you talking about? Who is it you don't want me anywhere near?
Sam: We were talking about your midwife down in mexico.
Blair: Paloma? Well -- well, what about her?
Todd: Nothing. It's just ... i was telling sam that she called and that
she was reminding us of things that were really better left forgotten.
Blair: Yeah. Actually, I never thought I'd hear from her again and she
called out of the blue.
It was kind of unsettling.
Sam: Yeah, of course it was.
Blair: She got to hold our little boy. I never got to.
Todd: Blair, do you have to relive the whole thing right now?
Blair: No, it's ok. I actually thought i would never get over losing our son.
Sam: I can't imagine what that feels like.
Blair: I'll never forget him. You know, he was a part of me for so many
months.
He'll always be with me, you know.
Todd: Blair, you're going to get all upset now and this baby's going to start to cry.
Blair: No, that's what I was going to say.
Todd: What, that this baby's going to start to cry?
Blair: No, just that now that we have this special little boy, I now
can see a future for our family.
Before, it was like I was drowning in a
sea of sadness and then ...
then we got this baby and it's like a miracle.
I love him so much.
Sam: It's your turn to be happy, blair.
Blair: Thank you, sam.
Todd: Uh-huh.
Sam: Yours, too.
Blair: Well, I am going to put this boy down. Good-bye, daddy. Good-bye, sam.
Sam: Bye, jack.
[Sam sighs]
todd: When are you going to learn to trust me, sam?
Sam: I guess I just -- I'm used to you operating on more than one level. All the time.
Todd: Yeah, well, I'm deep.
Sam: I'm sure. Just like I'm sure i'll get used to the new, improved
you. Eventually.
Thanks for proving me wrong today.
Starr: Hey, dad?
Todd: Mm hmm?
Starr: Could we get another iguana so that spike has a girlfriend?
Todd: No. Enough living things in this house already. I think we have our hands full.
Starr: Spike doesn't.
Todd: Well, maybe spike would like to help me put together this bouncy thing for baby jack.
Starr: Baby, baby, baby. I'm sick of hearing it already.
Starr's voice: After the rat movie, can we get ice cream?
Blair: Oh, look, todd! Isn't he the smartest, best looking,
most wonderful little person
in the whole wide world?
Todd: He's the kid i always wanted -- my son.
Starr: What about me?
Blair: Did you hear one of those nasty little bees?
Todd: Just the sweet sound of our baby burping.
Blair: oh, oh. You're the sun, the moon, and the stars to us, little baby!
Starr: No way! I'm starr! I'm starr!
Todd: Did you say the name starr?
Blair: Why would I? I don't know anyone named starr.
Todd: Me, neither.
Starr: I'm starr! It's me! I am!
blair: Just a sweet little thing. I want to eat you up.
Starr: I am!
Blair: Give mommy a big kiss, sweet baby. Oh, todd!
Starr: I've got to fix this and fast.
Blair: Well, it kind of looks like that thing is winning.
Todd: Don't distract me.
Blair: Oh, excuse me.
[the Phone rings]
Todd: What?
Migel: I did what you asked, boss. Paloma sanchez won't bother you again.
Todd: Well done.
Starr: Can we play a game now?
Blair: Well, starr, i finally got jack to sleep, and when jack sleeps, I got to sleep. Good night.
Starr: Hey, dad, how about some face time?
Todd: Some what?
Starr: You know, you and me?
Todd: Um ... I don't really have time for that right now, starr, because
i got to call korea
and figure out how to put this thing together and then
oh, I don't have time for that, either.
I got to go down to "the sun. I
got -- we're doing this big front-page story on your little baby brother,
jack. Why don't you watch a video or something.
Starr: hello, is this nellie? Yes, this is mr. Manning's secretary.
you dropped off a baby
with mr. And mrs. Manning.
Well, they want you to come pick it up now.