22-2-02 ךיראתל ןוכדע - עובשה יקרפ טירסת
2 דומע

Blair: Yes, yes. You are exactly what we needed. Do you know that?
Yes, did you know that? I can't believe it took me this long to know. You know what?
You have changed our family for the better yes, you have
because we weren't really a family before you. No, we weren't.

Starr: Thank you for everything.

Blair: Starr!

Todd: I need to talk to paloma sanchez. Is this the correcto numero telefonica para

paloma sanchez? What do you mean she went on a viaje -- a trip where?

[Doorbell rings]

Todd: I'll get -- I'll get it.

Blair: Oh, starr, get that awful thing away from me. Where did you get that?

Starr: It's not awful! It's pretty! And I made it --

blair: Well --

starr: With clay.

Blair: I'm sorry, but you know how i hate mice.

Starr: Well, it's not for you. It's for the baby.

Blair: Well, sweetie, babies can't play with toys like that.

Starr: Why not?

Blair: Because babies put things in their mouths and, well, if jack were to eat that,
it could make him very sick, you know.

Starr: The clay is nontoxic.

Blair: Ok. Say a foot or a ear or a tail broke off -- well, he could choke on it.

Starr: One already did.

Blair: Well, you know what? You're probably such a terrific sculptress
that you can put it back together and no one will ever know. You know,
actually, it was -- it was very cute for a mouse. But as soon as you've
got it put back together, why don't you take it upstairs and put it with
the rest of your toys, ok, sweetie? Ok? Because jack doesn't like it. no, no.

Todd: You.

Paloma: Si. Yes, it is me. I am aqui. And now I tell your poor esposa that you lied about her baby dying.

Blair: Todd, who's at the door? Viki!

Todd: Huh?

Viki: I think someone is suffering from a little sleep deprivation.

Sam: This is the beginning. Just wait.

Blair: Hi.

Ben: Good luck, daddy.

Blair: Hi.

Viki: We actually came by because we have some things for the baby and
we were hoping he was awake.

Blair: Oh! That is just so sweet. Well, I'll tell you what -- I am sure that he is.
Put your coats away. You can help her with the coats, and I'll go see if he's awake.

Ben: That's nice.

Viki: Thank you.

paloma: yi, yi, yi, yi. You lie, lie, lie, lie, lie! And now I tell the poor mama
how you made her little nino disappear.

Viki: Todd, are you all right? I mean, lack of sleep is one thing,
but you're behaving very strangely.Todd?

Viki: Todd, what is wrong with you?

Todd: No, no -- I mean, shh. We don't want to wake the nino.
we don't want to wake the baby. Shh.

Viki: Oh, come on.

Blair: You're not going to wake him because he's already awake.
And he's all dry and -- look, here he is -- he's ready to see his company.

Viki: Oh, he's so beautiful.

Blair: Isn't he, viki? I swear, i know it's silly of me, but every time I look at him,
I think he's the most beautiful baby i have ever seen.
And let me tell you something -- he is so good!

Todd: Of course he's good.

Starr: Hey --

viki: He really is very sweet.

Starr: Aunt viki?

Ben: He's going to break some hearts when he's older.

Viki: Oh, yes.

Starr: Aunt viki?

Viki: Oh, starr, you look so pretty.

Starr: Thank you. Um -- are these for me?

Viki: What, these presents?

Starr: Yeah.

Viki: No, darling, they're for the baby.

Blair: How you doing, sweetie?

Starr: All of them?

Viki: Well, yeah. They are -- no. Actually not. There's one little one for you.
It's a little thing, though, ok?

Starr: What?

Blair: Starr, aunt viki's here to see jack.

Viki: Jack? That's his name?

Blair: Yes -- john cramer manning. Todd came up with the "cramer" part.

Viki: Well, that's so nice. That's lovely.

Todd: That's me -- i'm lovely.

[Blair laughs]

sam: Oh, yeah -- that's you.

Viki: Hey. Welcome to the family, john cramer manning.

Blair: Oh, that's great. Yeah.

Starr: Can I have my presents now?

Blair: Starr.

Viki: Oh, yes, it's all right.

Blair: Here you go, baby.

Viki: It's ok. I'll tell you the -- honey, it's just a little thing, ok?

Blair: Here's your pacifier.

Viki: Just a little thing.

Blair: There you go, big boy. Yes, he's so good. Isn't he the sweetest thing?

Oh.

Starr: A lousy coloring book? It's not even wrapped? I used to get good stuff.
Now it's like I'm invisible.

Sam: Congratulations. That's a great kid.

Todd: Hmm. Yeah.

Sam: Are you all right?

Todd: Sure. Why?

Sam: I don't know. You just don't seem to be your usual self.

Todd: Well, you know, it's those 4:00 A.M. Feedings. Boy, those are killers.

Sam: You're getting up with blair to feed him?

Todd: Yeah, well, that's the kind of parent I am.

Sam: Wow. I'm really impressed.

Todd: Yeah, well, it's not easy to raise a kid.

Sam: You don't have to tell me. I've had three of them.

Todd: Yeah. Well, then, you know that it's all worth it when they look
at you with those big eyes.

Sam: Yeah, yeah. It makes it all worthwhile.

Todd: Yeah.

Sam: You're very fortunate. A lot of couples have to wait years to adopt.

Todd: Well, we got lucky.

Sam: Hmm. Yeah, you know, I would've been happy to have gone over the paperwork for you.

Todd: Well, you know, you're so busy and plus, you know, we were out of state.

Sam: Well, still, i'll be glad to go over it for you and make sure all the ts are crossed.

Todd: You know, you're not the only lawyer in the damn universe. Ok.
You got something to say, just say it.

Sam: No. No, no, no. Well, actually, you know, I may be a little out of line here --

todd: That's never stopped you before.

Sam: But I just don't see you jumping to adopt somebody else's kid.

Todd: Well, I guess you don't know me very well.

Sam: What's really going on, todd?

Blair: Don't you get fussy. No, no. No, no, no.

Todd: Why wouldn't i want to jump in and adopt somebody else's kid?
Did you forget the part of my story where -- where my mother dropped me off with the mannings?

Sam: No.

Todd: Well, maybe I just want to show a kid that it can be done right. You got a problem with that?

Sam: No. It just seems to be a brand-new todd manning, that's all.

Todd: I thought you'd be happy for me, coach.

Sam: I am -- as long as it's on the level.

Todd: Why wouldn't it be? Sam: You tell m

todd: Oh, I get it. You just really like it when my life is totally
messed up because that way you have something to feel all superior about.

Sam: No.

Todd: Maybe it just clicked. Did you think of that, huh? Everything
that you've always said, all those lectures from viki, everything that
you've always told me about, all this therapy from rae -- maybe it's all
working now. Did you ever think of that?

Viki: Hey, is something wrong?

Todd: Sam seems to think there's something wrong, yeah.

Ben: Some kid you got there, todd.

Todd: Yeah.

Starr: Hey, you know, I'm his sister. Why don't you congratulate me?

Ben: Well, congratulations. Way to go, starr. So, are you going to take some time off from the paper?

Todd: No, I don't need to. I delegate.

Starr: You know, if it wasn't for me, mommy wouldn't have adopted jack.

Ben: Good for you, starr. So, you know what this means?
You're going to have to get a dog and a minivan.

Todd: That's a good idea. Tomorrow i'll go get a humvee and a pit bull.

Starr: You know, I wanted to name the baby pluto.

Ben: Way to go, starr -- farrah. Did a good thing here, todd.

Todd: Thanks.

Blair: He's falling asleep. Excuse me, todd. Viki?

Viki: Yeah?

Blair: Would you like to hold jack? He's asleep.

Viki: Oh, I would love to. Come here, sweetheart.

Blair: You got to hold him really tight. Ok. Can I steal my husband away just a minute?

Ben: Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.

Todd: Did I do something wrong?

Blair: No. I think this would be a good time to tell sam and viki that

Todd: Oh, right, right. It's a good idea.

Blair: They're going to be godparents --

Todd: Ok, everybody, listen up!

Blair: Don't wake up the baby.

Todd: So, we got something that we got to do now. It's like a big honor.
It's like a ... a knighthood. It's -- what? It's -- what ...

Blair: I just think you should, like, get on with it. And keep your voice down. The baby's asleep.

Todd: Ben, viki --

viki: What?

Todd: We want you two to be the godparents.

Viki: I would be honored -- honored to be jack's godmother.

Todd: Then that just leaves you, ben.

Ben: Uh -- I'd be honored, too. But, i mean, you guys have known sam a lot longer than you've known me.
Wouldn't you rather have him be jack's godfather?

Blair: Well, actually --

Todd: No, sam's a lawyer, see? You invite him to the christening,
he'll spend the whole time, like, looking through the bible at the fine print.

Sam: You know, with adoptions, reading the fine print's not a bad idea.

Todd: It's not going to happen, sam.

Sam: Well, you don't want any unexpected problems to pop up.

Todd: Keep your nose out of this, all right? Hey, look, you have kids of your own, right?
And -- and, plus, it's the godparents' job to look after the kid if something happens to the kid's parents.
and so it would make good sense that the godparents be a married couple.

Starr: Who are my godparents?

Blair: Well, starr, you don't have a godfather, actually. But aunt dorian's your godmother.

Starr: So you mean if something happens to you, then i'm going to live in europe somewhere?

Blair: No, starr. See, actually, nothing's going to happen to your daddy or me, all right?

Ben: You know, I'm still not so sure about this.

Sam: I am. I think it's a great idea.

Todd: Well, there you go. Then it's settled.

Ben: I guess.

Todd: Fine. Let's open presents.

Blair: Todd, I --

viki: No, of course. Open them.

Blair: Ok. Sure. Let's start with -- here, you take that one.

Viki: Thank you.

Todd: Oh, look. A cup.

Blair: This is beautiful.

Viki: Well, I'm afraid i'm a little traditional when it comes to baby presents.

Blair: Well, we love tradition.

Viki: Good. I've actually arranged for them to be engraved. I couldn't
have them engraved because I didn't know the initials. So you can take
them back at your convenience, or I'll be happy to do it for you.

Blair: No, no, no. Todd will be glad to do it. Thank you so, so much.

Viki: Oh, thank you.

Blair: And jack thanks you, don't you?

Viki: Yes, you are so sweet.

Blair: You're going to drink from a silver cup, big boy. Yes, you are. Because you're so special.

Starr: He gets silver, and I get a stupid coloring book. It's not like
he's baby jesus or anything. All he does is poop and cry and wet himself.
And then he gets all these prizes. If i knew it was going to be like this

Todd: Starr, i'm going to need some privacy here.

Starr: So glad you noticed me.

Man: Hola?

Todd: Hola. Uh -- uh ... I'm looking for miguel?

Miguel: This is miguel.

Todd: Ah, miguelito,

como esta? Listen, it's me. It's todd, your old boss from "The Sun."

Miguel: Hey, todd, it's good to speak to you again.

Todd: Yeah. So, how's the police business down there south of the border?

Miguel: I'm already a sergeant.

Todd: Terrific. Listen -- a little something i need for you to take care of for me.

Blair: Todd, who are you talking to?

Todd: It's just -- it's an emergency at the paper. Big problem. I'll see you.

Blair: Really?

Todd: Yeah.

Viki: Bye-bye.

Blair: Well --

viki: Blair, let me know if i can help you with the christening, ok?

Blair: Yes. I'll give you a call. Thank you all very, very much. The gifts are beautiful.

Ben: Good luck with your family.

Blair: Thanks. Where's my sweet boy?

Todd: Sorry for the interruption. You there?

Miguel: Yeah, no problem. What do you need?

Todd: Ok, so me and -- you remember blair? We were down at a... at a villa a few miles from puerto vallarta.
And there's a woman that was working there, and she was a thief.

Miguel: That's too bad. What did she steal?

Todd: Well, nothing important. But then, you know, lately she's been
calling blair and bugging her, and i'm afraid that she's going to show up here in llanview.

Miguel: Well, don't worry, todd. I'll take care of it. What's her name?

Todd: Paloma sanchez. Let me tell you, you keep her away from me and blair,
and I will be extremely grateful.

Sam: What's going on, todd? Who's paloma sanchez?

Man: Puedo ayudarla?

Paloma: Si, por favor.

Necesito un boleto para

llanview, pennsylvania, U.S.A.